GF-206 Not Today Satan

Don't worry, the takeaway from this card is not meant to be that Satan is good. He's definitely not. He's bad. But you know how sometimes, you just want to go wild with a bad boy... you know, just once in a while. Yeah... you know. And also, Tuesday is pretty inarguably the funniest day of the week - just because.

So, to reiterate: Satan bad. Tuesday funny.

Full text:

NOT TODAY SATAN. NOT TODAY...

I have jury duty today. How's next Tuesday for you? I can totally fuck shit up next Tuesday.

• 4.25 x 5.5 digitally-printed greeting card
• Blank Inside
• Printed on 100% PCW recycled paper
• Matching recycled envelope included
• Packaged in a clear protective sleeve
• Ships safely in a rigid mailer