At SWEET & SNARKY, we do all our own stunts. (i.e. We come up with all the random concepts you'll find here, obsess over the quirky language and draw all psychotic, anthropomorphized cartoon pillows and mounds of poo ourselves. Our parents are so proud!)

All that to say, we make seriously hilarious greeting cards, plus funny home decor and snarky gifts. Our products are made in the U.S.A. in small batches, using eco-friendly materials.

We're a mom & pop kind of operation. Our goods are stored in our basement in Longmont, Colorado and occasionally sold by our 9 and 13-year-olds. Hopefully they aren't scarred for life.

Oh, and not to brag, but we were the ones who came up with putting the word happy in front of birthday. It used to go, "another damn birthday, sorry man/lady". Not as catchy.